You can't judge a book by its cover
you know what really gets my goat?
[ladyhaywire] (more behind the gifs)
"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
Crystal Methy Pie
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Lancelot’s haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now he’s Lancelion, the Glorious.
He is a mighty soul.
These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…
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The adorable Canadian Marble Fox
You want to see something punny ??
Oh my sweet baby jesus laced with frankincense and myrrh on a cool night on the train to Georgia smellin like the magnolia trees his dad made but looking like the shriveled rasin we all end up looking like but yet so cute and bubbly like the champagne his parents drank that night when they conceived him because lets face joseph dun popped marys pussy like a balloon.
If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!
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Hey there! My name is Melissa and I'm just your typical girl. Well I really wouldn't call myself typical...i'm not the type of girl who wears dresses and goes to tea parties...i'm more the girl you see in the sneakers climbing trees and hanging out with all the boys. Well I love hanging out with my friends at any time, they're the best and I can't live without them espically my bestfriend Beki. Beki is the most amazing person i've ever met and in most ways she is like my twin sister. I like to sing and can't live without music. I have two younger sisters who are amazing, Samantha is the crazy middle sister who is on a constant sugar high and Chirstina is the smartest girl i've ever met. I am more than happily taken by the love of my life, Chris, the most amazing guy ever. He's my Mr. Perfect! Hmmm what else is there to say in this thingy...Well i'm pretty easy to get along with but I do have a bad side sometimes...I'm really open about everything so if you ask expect to get a blunt straight to the point answer...If you have anything else you want to know just ask...My life is an open book :)